After a night of one too many and what seemed like good idea comes with a consequence that we all dread during our drunken sprawled out bear hibernation's. With ever great night, there is a worse hangover waiting like a nagging wife. Our thoughts and question marks have never gone far, considering rolling with the punches seemed to be like the only option. But with every punch, there is a way to block it and send a jab right back! Here are some easy ways to cure your hangover.
You'll do anything to get rid of a hangover. Written Jan. 2013
After a night of one too many and what seemed like good idea comes with a consequence that we all dread during our drunken sprawled out bear hibernation's. With ever great night, there is a worse hangover waiting like a nagging wife. Our thoughts and question marks have never gone far, considering rolling with the punches seemed to be like the only option. But with every punch, there is a way to block it and send a jab right back! Here are some easy ways to cure your hangover.
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When In Rome... Written Dec 2012 Growing up and being annoyed with relationships comes to a time in your life where you just want to chill. With every itching moment we have, there comes a thought of a loophole on how we can overpass this without problems? Sex is on everybody’s mind and their daily to-do list but it’s never as simple as grabbing some ice-cream. They all start off the same: “Yeah, it’s just sex!” But realistically, it’s a path towards disaster because we are all sexual predators. Who said falling asleep on the plane wasn't easy? Written Jan. 2012 As any person that ever hated their liver, an over sea’s trip is a perfect dreamland for complete destruction. But honestly, any hooker in Vegas can shove cum down her throat to hallucinate until she passes out. There are key points to great times along with little memories. Just as my Dad said: “If you’re going to do anything, you better do it right!” But I don’t think he meant it like this… Dirty Dancing with Dirty Lovers! Written Dec. 2012 Drunken dancing has its ups and downs as bad as our hangovers for many reasons; seems like a great time but realistically you look like shit, all you are doing is tossing and turning making grunts with your eyes closed, holding your head while you curl up into a ball, etc. But surely to be an organized dancer is for those has-been celebrities that are on “Dancing with the Stars”. Here are the few dances we all do throughout our blurry and dazed nights. Written Aug. 2012
Occurred Aug. 2012 When white lies turns into a reality check of oh shit, you know you are doing something right. Might not be in some people’s eyes, but there are some things in life where you just simply don’t give a shit about. Now, what do we have in store for us today? Let’s sit around the campfire and listen. Occurred Feb. 2012
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Written April 2012 The nice word would be clumsy and short minded but the cruel truthful words would be you retarded piece of shit who the fucked raised you to think as you do?! We all do the things we do for some reason but sometimes when you don’t think you end up in these little situations but luckily bad decisions leads to good stories. Occurred March 2012
Written March 2012 There are some things in life that you can and cannot do; even if you are Porch McDonagh. But it’s not what you do it’s how you do it that makes it sometimes acceptable from the other persons point of view. Might wanna run away from the embarrassment or just tell the embarrassment buzzing bee to fuck off and laugh it off. Either or if there’s anything I learned in life is what’s done is done so why not laugh about it. Occurred Aug. 2011
This day in-particular took me by surprise and I couldn’t help but laugh at the situation just on how it all happened. It was a normal day like any other: waking up at 11am, watching movies, playing on the laptop, and texting people. The night before I was texting one of my favorite girls Jdog about how I get so bored and there is nothing to do. She suggested that I should walk around and explore! I thought about it and was like why not? What’s the worst that can happen? Guided Relaxation Dub (Borgore) Dude I’m fucked up with pricks in my dicks. Fuck but Yo I had an interesting fucking ass day. Like it was intense, weird, fucked me over, and landed me in where I should be. I don’t know how I do it but what I do is fucking awesome! How? I don’t know! BEER!!!!! Haha okay so it is Saturday 14th (2011 11:43pm) but yesterday I was meant to meet up with Ho. A couple days prior I made sure to get fucked up with Ho. I haven’t chilled with him in a while so FUCK IT LETS GO INSANE GOT NO BRAIN! Haha I was just listening to this song. Yes, I’m blown. Even to this second; I am typing crunk as FUCK!
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Porch McDonaghMy weekends are devoted to drinking and socializing; put the two together and you are staying wasted. I’m all about having a good time and including the people around me. I walk into parties and make sure I’m not forgotten. Mack on some bitches, pound some beers, and create new stories to tell the world. My name is Porch and this is my life. Archives
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