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CJ taking over. (on the right playing BP drinking his beer.)
_CJ: Mother Fucking CJ. Ever since I ass raped Prospect, ever since Ho Hallway got pimp slapped, ever since gym class 7th period. CJ and I go way back to Iraq in a Cadillac! From wangin’ to hangin’! Ladies and Gents, this tale may never end. I first met CJ September 2007 and everyday at school bitches were our target. Thus we have “Ho Hallway.” Ho hallway began after gym class everyday for CJ and I. We would walk all the way across the school from our gym lockers to our regular lockers mackin’ on all sorts of females. We would auction off ho’s, say what’s good to ho’s, and even spank a few booty ho’s. This was an everyday routine for us and an everyday entertainment show for the crowd around us! We did this so much we call each other ho’s. That’s our nickname to death and nobody else is allowed to use the term Ho unless told so. It’s strictly forbidden even to our closest friends and family. Does this say enough for all of you? Not even. Homecoming 2007 was a battlefield of ho’s. We were hawks and the bitches were mice. We wanted it, we’d fly in out of nowhere and our dicks=their ass. We continued this for the few hours we had and once were done with that scene; we hit up the good ole Steak ‘n’ Shake! CJ opened up a world that I have never entered before; he introduced me to the American ways and many more. The world of bass; CJ’s bass is always the best and is organic for all females that sit in his car. The world of Vodka; chugging vodka might seem dumb…if you can’t handle it. I’ve witness CJ down handles upon handles of vodka at only 5 foot 7 inches and 130 pounds. How? I don’t know but he fucking did it everyday for the whole summer of 2008. Don’t believe me? Let’s party. The world of polish women; well holy shit! These women have curves and hormones that I have never been seen. Back to summer of 2008 CJ would have a bonfire literally every single day, I shit you not. Numerous polish women would come over and CJ would have at least two of them all over his dick. Then that brings us to his swimming pool where we would get bitches basically naked if not fully and just do work ho style. The world of Mary Jane; back in the day I wouldn’t give Mary Jane the time of day, but now I have realized how sweet and wonderful she can make me feel. For everyday of our lives since summer of 2009 Mary Jane was our lover. Constant supply of love and comfort! The American ways I’ve learn vary; from the American game to the ghetto slang. My teacher has taught me well. Well I mean, look at me now! I could continue for days but that’s what my drunken events are for! If I could describe CJ in one word for everyone who needs some learning in their life, it would be “Sensei.”