stefani
My twinny sending over some puppy lovin'!
_Stefani: My favorite girl in the pack! The sweetest sour patch of them all! My other half, my twin J my heart is filled with loved ones but my Stefani is at the top of the list! I’m probably going to get yelled at by some of the lovely ladies for not saying they are on top but I’m sorry; history tells it all! I first met Stefani with my main man Schuh. We were cruising around doing our thang and we met up with Stefani, Joe, and Presto. I was defiantly not functional at that moment but here is what I remember. We met up and made our move to Wolf & Central. On our way there I am dying for a piss! My penis is exploding like a balloon and we are not close to our destination. I looked around to all of the cars waiting for this light to turn green. I look over to Schuh and say fuck it. I get out at Rand & Thomas and start pissing in the middle of the intersection. We were the first car is the left turning lane and Stefani was behind us. I remember looking down at my piss, looking up at the red light, looking across to the people next to me and then turning my head back to Stefani. I see Schuh walking over to her window. I start laughing at all of this and then I see Schuh rushing back into his car.
Schuh: “Porch hurry the fuck up its green!”
Porch: “Oh shit! I’m not done, wait!”
I put maximum pressure and focus on my penis to help the pee zoom out of my piss-hole. Holy shit there is a lot of fucking pee! I cut the rope and hop into the car to get this shit done. We get to the Mobil and I seen Stefani. Seen or blurred; you be the judge.
Porch: “Holy shit when did you get a twin?!”
Stefani: “Um I don’t have a twin. What are you talking about?”
Porch: “Fuck off, I see two of you!”
Stefani: “Haha you are so drunk!”
Porch: “Yeah, haha I know.”
Stefani: “OMG Schuh can I drive your truck!”
Schuh: “Only if I can drive your car!”
The keys were exchanged and I hopped in the truck with Stefani and Schuh took off with the rest. Schuh takes off towards Kylemore and Stefani and I follow. I was not seat belted and the window was down. Stefani zooms the corner and I am hanging out of the window!
Porch: “HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IM OUT OF THE WINDOW! IM HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW!”
We slowed down into the neighborhood but my heart didn’t. Life was on the line but my twin saved me! Nothing like the best when you have the best! The night went on and we became best friends in every way! Stefani is my girl for all of my problems in life; girls, friends, shit that I hate, and anything. I love her so much for all of the time she has gave to me to help me with everything. She puts the Band-Aids on my elbows and knees so the blood that I see doesn’t get to the best of me. I haven’t seen her in a while because of being in Elgin, her working, and the lack of awesomeness the 847 brings us. But until next time, be ready twinny! To narrow down Stefani for everyone who wants to be the best in every way possible, it would only have to be “Unsurpassable”
Schuh: “Porch hurry the fuck up its green!”
Porch: “Oh shit! I’m not done, wait!”
I put maximum pressure and focus on my penis to help the pee zoom out of my piss-hole. Holy shit there is a lot of fucking pee! I cut the rope and hop into the car to get this shit done. We get to the Mobil and I seen Stefani. Seen or blurred; you be the judge.
Porch: “Holy shit when did you get a twin?!”
Stefani: “Um I don’t have a twin. What are you talking about?”
Porch: “Fuck off, I see two of you!”
Stefani: “Haha you are so drunk!”
Porch: “Yeah, haha I know.”
Stefani: “OMG Schuh can I drive your truck!”
Schuh: “Only if I can drive your car!”
The keys were exchanged and I hopped in the truck with Stefani and Schuh took off with the rest. Schuh takes off towards Kylemore and Stefani and I follow. I was not seat belted and the window was down. Stefani zooms the corner and I am hanging out of the window!
Porch: “HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IM OUT OF THE WINDOW! IM HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW!”
We slowed down into the neighborhood but my heart didn’t. Life was on the line but my twin saved me! Nothing like the best when you have the best! The night went on and we became best friends in every way! Stefani is my girl for all of my problems in life; girls, friends, shit that I hate, and anything. I love her so much for all of the time she has gave to me to help me with everything. She puts the Band-Aids on my elbows and knees so the blood that I see doesn’t get to the best of me. I haven’t seen her in a while because of being in Elgin, her working, and the lack of awesomeness the 847 brings us. But until next time, be ready twinny! To narrow down Stefani for everyone who wants to be the best in every way possible, it would only have to be “Unsurpassable”