Guided Relaxation Dub (Borgore) Dude I’m fucked up with pricks in my dicks. Fuck but Yo I had an interesting fucking ass day. Like it was intense, weird, fucked me over, and landed me in where I should be. I don’t know how I do it but what I do is fucking awesome! How? I don’t know! BEER!!!!! Haha okay so it is Saturday 14th (2011 11:43pm) but yesterday I was meant to meet up with Ho. A couple days prior I made sure to get fucked up with Ho. I haven’t chilled with him in a while so FUCK IT LETS GO INSANE GOT NO BRAIN! Haha I was just listening to this song. Yes, I’m blown. Even to this second; I am typing crunk as FUCK!
Occurred March 2011
Written March 2011
It was Friday and I was at Flips figuring out our game plan for the weekend, otherwise than the Rugby social. We were playing Black Ops and nothing was on the agenda. After merkin’ a bunch of little kids and talking shit we decided to cruise around and find something to do. We get bored from doing nothing so we head to Elgin. On our way we stopped at Moretti’s to see if anything’s going down for the night and to drop off my sister’s car keys. As we drove in I seen my buddy Bryce in his car and I pulled up next to him.
Whoa I sure am sweaty! I just got into the gay-rage from my late night jog around Elgin…for a black n mild. Yesterday was a random day. (March 29th) This girl Christal I have known for about 3 ½ years wanted to chill. I first met Christal Halloween 2007 at her high school. A few friends and I went to her school to fuck around and scare a few people. I had this bad ass mask and I walked in all creepily. I see a bunch of girls in their own little circle. I still talk to two of them, Christal and Zoe. As I creep up growling they stop and look at me. Slowly make my way over and loudly start barking at them! They get scarred and run away or something. We continue walking around and we walk into again. We chat and have fun. We say that we are 2nd quarter transfers and my Cousin was Lisa W. I don’t know if they believed us or not but they know now. I got their numbers and since then I met up with Christal randomly and we have our share of Skype dates! I seen Zoe one other time at her school again but I had a wrestling match and she had something with cheerleading so we didn’t get to chat too much. I was meant to meet up with Zoe at unofficial but it was a fail. Christal text me wanting to chill but I was broke and didn’t have a car so I couldn’t really make it out there; which sucks because I’m stuck in the house on Facebook and writing. But luckily she came through on the clutch!
Yoyo its Porch chillin’ in the gay-rage (garage) cheifin’ up on a chillum. What I am going to do right now is type whatever is on my mind and how I feel. Here we go! Right now I got iTunes shuffle going and I’m listening to heavy dubstep hour mix may by skrillz hahahaha idk I downloaded it when I first started listening to dubstep. This song makes me want to type fast. Haha I’m a fast typing guy! I love jdog <3 she’s my fav!!! WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK! Haha I’m decently high after this chillum. Ayo waddup flip. Dubstep is sick. Hmm cig or another chillum? Survey says chillum. It’s kind of cold in here but I got the heater with a blanket over it. New song. Let’s Get High Lil Wayne. This is a good high song. Meow. “Sure your high and you don’t even know yet” this song makes me type slower. It’s like a rhythm I guess. I mean, why not right? So I might be able to get another extra job on Saturday. Ima be getting $40 for 4 hours. While being on TV. Women lie men lie. Fuck the laptop has 12% I should get the charger soon. Let’s get drunk. I want to party with so many people! Idc if I don’t know you or not! Party party! Waddup ho? My fingers are cold but my legs are hot. I’m icy heat ;) Haha wait loll icy hot* whoops. Unstoppable drake. Ugh brb I gotta go get the laptop charger.
Occurred March 2011
Written March 2011
I started my Friday morning at 8am without sleep but with some beers and a shot or two of Jameson and Ketel One Vodka. I was never so pumped up for a weekend to come. Unofficial is one of the biggest drinking weekends in the nation for all colleges. It’s an all day drinking fiesta starting at 6am and its free-for-all from there on. I get picked up at 9 am from the lads; Sampson, Hurley, and Flip. Were ready for our 3 hour trip down to Champaign! Blunts, beers, and bitches. This weekend will be fucking epic!