Dan Gayle's Famous Face.
_Dan Gayles: Where to begin or how to even finish? I couldn’t even tell you what to put in the middle because Dan Gayles is a man of wonders and he might as well be a celebrity. So perfectly awesome he is black and Irish. Conquering the world and fucking all the bitches; I’m here to introduce to you Dan Mother Fuckering God Loving Sweetie Pie Gayles! I first met Dan in my garage for a drinking binge. He walks in the garage with pure swag and you always can tell a person by when you see them and you know you will have a good time when Dan Gayles walks in the room. Later on that night I knew I had to be a little whore and get his number for unlimited, excessive, insane, and continuous drinking sessions. We have been all over the 847 pounding beers, mackin’ on bitches, partying and simply spreading Porch’s Circle around the world. There hasn’t been a sober day that we’ve had; either rollin’ blunts or chuggin’ beers. And there is nothing more I could possible ask for in a person. If I could narrow down Dan Gayles into one word for all the little kids growing up wanted to be as great as Gayles and I, it would be “Pure Awesomeness.”