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Reason 17 out of a million reasons why I love Gina <3
_Gina: This lovely lady right here is one of my favorites! She makes me laugh like no other girl can. If I love anything in a woman it’s that she can make me laugh. Even the pictures on Facebook are creatively awesome and just perfectly perfect! They way she combines alcohol and entertainment together is impressive. I first met Gina in the summer of 2009. I went to my buddy Eli’s for a little get together and Gina was Eli’s girlfriend’s friend. Some sort of connection like that but whatever. We were all down in the basement just chillin’ and I was on this shitty couch and Gina was on this nice recliner chair. Somehow, some way I have to sit in that chair. Not only that she was a little cutie pie but for complete comfort and to be the king of the castle. I figured I just go in for the kill and then boom boom pow! I get my seat. Nope not that easy; I start off this mission by squeezing my awkwardly large self in the chair with her. Instantly awkward, hence how I just met her. But I’m mother fucking Porch McFuckingDonagh I can do anything! As I sit down next to her it’s just a battle royal from there on who will win the chair. In my head I’m thinking; “Hmm if I get out of this chair, that makes me her bitch and she wins the chair. But if I will it will all totally be worth it.” So this continues on for a 5-10 minute period and it’s not working out. Me, being the gentleman I am, I let her have the stupid dumb shitty ole chair that I didn’t even care about in the first place. Fuck, wait; I just got beaten by a girl?! Somehow, some way peeps. It happened; by the one and only Gina. About a year after that night I started hitting up Gina to drink. With my forgetfulness our meeting up skills didn’t go as planned but watch out ISU. I’m going down, and I’m going in hard. If I could describe Gina for all the girls who think they can party, it would be “Champ.”