Robert on the left doin' it to it!
_Robert: Robert and I have our numerous drinking days; too many excessive days of drinking for me to even write about it. I first met Robert at one of my freezing garage parties. He had the balls to bring and f coarse beer was tagging along. My lovely twin Stefani came over with my soon to be favorite drinking buddies of all time: Robert, Mico, and Dan Gayles. After that night we continuously and physically killed ourselves with alcohol. Our livers were being cunts so it was time for an unlawful punishment. We all would drink every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. I had an open house for a couple months and I was going to school at the time so I was responsible enough to not drink on school nights J Porch’s Circle on end with unlimited beer pong. At this point of my life I was drinking and smoking like a king! So by meaning that I would buy at least two cases to get the night started. Robert and I explored all of the parties threw out the 50 mile Radius; from my house to CJ’s, to Jim’s, Jesse’s, Becky’s, and all the way out to the Algonquin party. We were the party brigade and fucking shit up all the way around the town, up and down! Lately I haven’t been on the beer with Robert mainly me moving to Elgin and the lack of parties. But our time will come and the mass consumption of alcohol will be deathly. We will have to walk around with caution T-Shirt to warn everyone around us. For me to narrow down Robert in one word won’t be easy. But for all the beer drinking anyone would like to compete against us in, I’d say the word would have to be “Pro.”