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The man of the hour: Kookie.
_Kookie: Well let me start like this; Kookie and I have been back in the day for so long! Kookie is the fucking man because whenever you are stuck in the mix and need someone to drink with; no matter when.. Literally because there have been time when everyone is busy or sober dumb shit and I will hit up Kookie and say “Yo you wanna drink?!” and instantly I will get reply saying “Yeah I'm down!” Its like when you are fucked in a situation and you have a bitches vagina in your face but you don’t have a condom!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Shittiest situation but what are you gonna do?! The man of the hour is the fucking shit and people live up to their selves to a certain point but who has potential?! Take a guess....KOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all day fucking going insane! All day fucking then shit but hey I'm drunk right now so fucking everyone I will ma e ti better next time :) If i could describe Kookie in one work it would be "Respectful."

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