Written March 2011
The day started off with Presto, Nick, Ginger Ballz Joe, Barker, and some other people that I don’t remember. We bum around at Presto’s and then head to Woodfield Mall. We fuck around for a little and they buy some clothes. We get back to Presto’s and start playing with some fireworks! Fireworks are always fun not matter what size they are. Obviously the bigger the better but fireworks are kind of like boobs. Everybody loves boobs! They might be mosquito bites or little speed bumps but they still are boobs. Men are like dogs. A bone is a bone no matter on the size; similar to fireworks and boobs. We will always play with them and accept them the way they are. But everything has a down side; bones can hurt your teeth, boobs may have pepperoni nipples, and fireworks can back fire into your brand new t-shirt. While nick was fucking around with fireworks it backfired on him and put a nice burn hole in the t-shirt that he owned for about an hour. Sick life right?