To be high or not to be high? Hurley says to be.
_Hurley: Mr. Hurley. Where shall I begin? I’d say New Years 2010. I first met Hurley at one of his many parties on New Years. I rolled up with two cases and the drinking was good! I rolled up with Big Joe, Sampson, Brassil, and one other person which I cannot spot at this exact moment. The pre-gaming of the night consisted alcohol, blunts of FIRE, and COD4. Hell yes! This goes on for some time and next thing I know the Hurlster purls a beauty and knocks me on my ass. That’s some Grand Daddy Purp I will never forget! I don’t remember much of that night but I do remember I was with the two Hurley’s just chilling in his room drinking beers, I also remembering telling them that they are one of the straightest kids I met in a while. After that night I haven’t chilled with Hurley in a while until those random days in Elgin with Flip and Flip would mention him here and there. From there I would think to myself: “I gotta chill with Hurley again.” Then one weekend I call flip to go to ISU with me, he brings Hurley and it was like we chilled every day since New Years! If there is anything about Hurley, it’s that his personality clicks with just about anyone…unless you don’t wash your hands in the fourth grade haha. Now Hurley and I rape dicks all over Illinois! There are more stories on Hurley’s greatness, but some stories are better left untold. If I could describe Hurley in one word for all the ladies out there, it would be “Boss.”