Porch: “Yeah of course! What you wanna do?”
Christal: “Well I’m with a few friends and they have a big bag of weed.”
Porch: “I’d accept that! I’m a fan, defiantly would accept that!”
Christal: “Awesome! I will swing by and pick you up!”
She comes and picks me up with two other lads. I get in the car and they seem like cool ass kids that know how to party. You can always tell who knows what’s up and who doesn’t. Our game plan was to hit up Villa Park. While were cruising there talking about random times and just having fun. The two lad’s names were Hobby and Dan. Hobby is a pretty big Mexican guy (I’m pretty sure) and Dan is a normal white boy. They are telling me about times where they got fucked over and times when they got completely fucked up. The kind of stories I would write about. Dan rips on Christal the whole night and it was funny as fuck. Hobby was chill as hell and he showed me this awesome app on his smart phone. This app he had was a smoking marijuana app. You could smoke out of any sort of pipe and more! Not legit smoking obviously but it was sick. He started it off showing me that you can choose which type of weed you want to use. Then he would drag it into the bong and then light it up. You could see the smoke fill up the bong and he would hit it like a normal bong. You suck threw a certain point in the phone and then the weed would burn. When he was done he would pull the slider and “Inhale the smoke.” Once that is done on the screen it would say “Hold it.” And then tell you when to release, as in blow back into the phone and you would see the smoke fill up the screen! It was awesome; you can smoke out of a bowl, can, bottle, apple, turkey leg, fruit cake, etc.
We land in Villa Park and go into this apartment complex. This really cute girl gets the door but I forget her name. We walk downstairs and I don’t know anybody there so I didn’t really know how to put myself out there. I was pretty quite but whatever. I walk into a room and this kid Tyler was chillin’ on his bed watching transformers. I never seen any of the transformers before yesterday but it was pretty intense. Dan whips out a very pretty bag of Mary Jane. Unwraps all the bags that was covered in and lets me take a smell; beautifulness! Numerous bowls in the rotation of 6 and I could defiantly get use to chillin’ with this group! Gotta rage with them someday! Normal stoner conversation is in the air and the more high I got the more fucked up transformers got. Just a random car on the street turning into something The Power Rangers would have to fight! Soon enough the movie was over and they wanted to play some Xbox. I was hoping some Call of Duty: Black Ops would fall in play but unfortunately not. They play this game to do with castles and bombs. At first it looked dumb but as the game went on the castles got bigger and bombs kept being dropped. You would get 3 lives and if you died you have to go back to a baby castle. You can build your own shaped castle and put the cannons where ever you want. I wanted to play but my stoner reactions and lack of knowledge of how to play wouldn’t go so well. But one of these days I will. I was sitting on the floor the whole night and my ass was like a pancake! I tried re-adjusting myself but it would just flatten more of my ass. As time went by we got hungry and went to get food. It was fun being there and meeting everyone because they were chill as fuck; can’t really get any better!
Debating on what to get as we drive past ever closed fast food place it got difficult. We see a White Castle and that’s enough said. We were about to go through the drive through but then Hobby see’s a few of his friend in there. It was a bunch of guys at a table eating and chillin’. Again, I don’t know anyone so I just chill in the background with Christal.
Big Guy: “Hey you guys want some burgers?”
Dan: “Nah, we are about to get some.”
Big Guy: “Oh because I was going to say they got burgers for .63c, .80c, and .98c. But the good ones are $1.09!”
Haha I thought that was the funniest thing, especially they way he said it! We ordered our food and dipped. On our way to drop off Dan and Hobby, Hobby was telling me stories about him and the two Big Guys that were there. They knew how to get fucked up and defiantly knew how to chow-down. I was telling Hobby that there is a 30in pizza you can get and if you eat it under an hour with only 3 people you get it for free. They would demolish it! We dropped them off and Christal drove all the way to Elgin to drop me home! Thanks Christal! It was a good night and shall happen again.
Once I got home I made this flame ass wrap! I would sprinkle curry powder, garlic powder, pepper, and garlic parmesan all over it the boneless chicken breast then cook it. Then chop it up into little pieces. Then put a bunch of BBQ and Ranch sauce in a bowl and mix it all together with the little pieces in it. Once that is done you get the pita bread and smother it with mayonnaise! I didn’t have much else to mix it but you put the chicken on the pita bread and purl it into a burrito. Thus you have the South-West-BBQ-Ranch-Chicken-Snake warp with mayonnaise! I suggest you make it and devourer it.
Today (March 30th) I didn’t get out of bed until 5pm; I was texting random people and proof reading my stories. They day went on and I was talking to my main man CJ and just writing stories. Later in the night I get bored and I want to have a fag to just chill. But all of my fags are in my bag which is at John L’s crib. So I scrap up some change and run down to JJ Peppers. I didn’t get my run in so why not? Beneficial and healthy…kind of, it more levels out. But running around Elgin late at night isn’t like a normal jog. I always think somebody is behind me going to shoot or stab me. I freak out so much! But I made it there and back safely! I just smoked the Black n Mild and wrote about my fun times! Well gang its getting cold in here so it’s time to go inside!
March 31, 2011 2:19am
Stay Wasted, Porch.