Whoa I sure am sweaty! I just got into the gay-rage from my late night jog around Elgin…for a black n mild. Yesterday was a random day. (March 29th) This girl Christal I have known for about 3 ½ years wanted to chill. I first met Christal Halloween 2007 at her high school. A few friends and I went to her school to fuck around and scare a few people. I had this bad ass mask and I walked in all creepily. I see a bunch of girls in their own little circle. I still talk to two of them, Christal and Zoe. As I creep up growling they stop and look at me. Slowly make my way over and loudly start barking at them! They get scarred and run away or something. We continue walking around and we walk into again. We chat and have fun. We say that we are 2nd quarter transfers and my Cousin was Lisa W. I don’t know if they believed us or not but they know now. I got their numbers and since then I met up with Christal randomly and we have our share of Skype dates! I seen Zoe one other time at her school again but I had a wrestling match and she had something with cheerleading so we didn’t get to chat too much. I was meant to meet up with Zoe at unofficial but it was a fail. Christal text me wanting to chill but I was broke and didn’t have a car so I couldn’t really make it out there; which sucks because I’m stuck in the house on Facebook and writing. But luckily she came through on the clutch!
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Occurred Dec. 2008
Written April 2009 I wanted to put this in the book even though it’s not funny or a great story to tell but I learned a lot through this experience and I hope you will too. Back when I was in high school I played rugby for the Arlington Stallions and I met my soon to be best friend. We called him Schuh and we fucked shit up on the rugby field and at every party we found. We went from playing rugby together to applying to colleges together so we can be roommates with a “Keggerator” in our room. But before anything that could of happened to us, something life changing hit us on the blind side. We never saw it coming. |
Porch McDonaghMy weekends are devoted to drinking and socializing; put the two together and you are staying wasted. I’m all about having a good time and including the people around me. I walk into parties and make sure I’m not forgotten. Mack on some bitches, pound some beers, and create new stories to tell the world. My name is Porch and this is my life. Archives
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