As any person that ever hated their liver, an over sea’s trip is a perfect dreamland for complete destruction. But honestly, any hooker in Vegas can shove cum down her throat to hallucinate until she passes out. There are key points to great times along with little memories. Just as my Dad said: “If you’re going to do anything, you better do it right!” But I don’t think he meant it like this…
Who said falling asleep on the plane wasn't easy? Written Jan. 2012
As any person that ever hated their liver, an over sea’s trip is a perfect dreamland for complete destruction. But honestly, any hooker in Vegas can shove cum down her throat to hallucinate until she passes out. There are key points to great times along with little memories. Just as my Dad said: “If you’re going to do anything, you better do it right!” But I don’t think he meant it like this…
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Dirty Dancing with Dirty Lovers! Written Dec. 2012 Drunken dancing has its ups and downs as bad as our hangovers for many reasons; seems like a great time but realistically you look like shit, all you are doing is tossing and turning making grunts with your eyes closed, holding your head while you curl up into a ball, etc. But surely to be an organized dancer is for those has-been celebrities that are on “Dancing with the Stars”. Here are the few dances we all do throughout our blurry and dazed nights. |
Porch McDonaghMy weekends are devoted to drinking and socializing; put the two together and you are staying wasted. I’m all about having a good time and including the people around me. I walk into parties and make sure I’m not forgotten. Mack on some bitches, pound some beers, and create new stories to tell the world. My name is Porch and this is my life. Archives
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